Bogie Needs

Upon reading Parkway Rest Stop, I found a different meme.

What to do: Bring up Google and search for "[your name] needs"

Without any further ado, here is what Bogie needs:

Bogie Needs to be lifted by only that much to be thrown off track. Shhh! You're giving away my most prized secret.

Bogie Needs to boogie to Alaska. But I think I'll wait until summer, I can get enough cold weather where I'm at.

Bogie Needs your help. No, I think I need more help than you could possibly give me!

Bogie Needs attention, otherwise excellent plus boxed. Hmm, I wonder if that means I'm in a box, or that I have been in the ring and boxed before.

Bogie Needs to start cleaning out his browser before I come over. What the heck are you doing on my computer anyway?

Bogie Needs to find a new audience. My old audience is fine - but new members to the audience would be welcome.

Bogie Needs to be set up so it turns. What way do I turn, how many turns do I make?

Bogie Needs a home with no senior citizens or children. Now that describes me perfectly!

Bogie Needs a smiley that aptly describes his degree of hangover. No, I think that would be a "frowney" not a smiley.

Bogie Needs to be dismounted from the wagon in Finland. Would that be the wagon where I have no more hangovers. And how did I get to Finland anyway. Oh, maybe that's why I needed to get on the wagon.

Bogie Needs some more expressiveness. Yeah, 'cause those people at work can never figure out what I think about different situations.

Bogie Needs anger management. Hey wait, I thought I needed to be more expressive. You morons just can't make up your frickin' minds. Give me a call when you get your S*it together!!!

Bogie Needs a treat, a walk, extra blankets. Extra blankets are great about this time of year. Wouldn't turn down the treat either. However, I am perfectly capable of figuring out when I need a walk myself!

Bogie Needs increased by a total of .125". I wonder if that's IQ, height or what?