So, I got this email joke from a friend of mine (one I haven't seen in far too long - I will have to rectify that situation!), and I about died laughing at the end. Perhaps you've already heard the joke, but I'm going to put it down here anyway. Then at the end, there is a bonus joke (free, absolutely free, after you send $9.99 for that first joke anyway . . . )
To that perinnial question "What Religion is your bra?" here's the answer:
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
The Catholic type supports the masses.
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
Bonus Joke:
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
LOL!
Posted by: Susan | September 17, 2005 at 12:13 PM
Oh, I could get in sooo much trouble at work with those. Might be worth it though. hehe
Posted by: Wichi Dude | September 17, 2005 at 09:27 PM
Glad you guys enjoyed the jokes.
Posted by: bogie | September 19, 2005 at 03:53 AM