I met someone this morning who had a death wish was in a big hurry to die get going to his destination. Correction, I almost met this guy - up close and personal. We probably would not have been in the mood to exchange polite greetings if we had met though.
Just a tip to this moron: if you are at a stop sign and actually stop (which you did – congrats to you), you should look to the left to see if someone is going to run you over if you pull out. Since I am feeling so generous, here’s another tip: if you actually look and you see a vehicle (or the lights since it is dark out), and the lights appear to be moving on the fast side approximately 50 MPH, and the distance between you and the moving lights is only about 50 feet – it is not advisable to pull out in front of said lights!
Fortunately, I have good brakes and was paying attention so was able to react the microsecond I saw you start to move from that stop. If I had not been paying attention (and at 5:30 AM many people haven’t had their coffee yet so are not totally awake), or if my brakes had been old and worn, the outcome would have been very different. I gave you your life today – now return the favor and don’t give me (or any other poor people) another heart attack like that!
:-)
I like the way you word this! Well done - hilarious!
Posted by: Monkey | October 19, 2004 at 05:49 PM
I see the alarm clock we sent arrived on time. Cause that is what I label a "wake-up call".
Glad you didn't hit the fools "snooze" and send him back to sleep.
Posted by: Wichi Dude | October 19, 2004 at 05:50 PM