I found a great catalog in the mail today. It was from Despair, Inc. and has some great stuff.
How about some stickypads with sayings such as "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
Or a notecard that says "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." (me, I just tell people I am exercising my face when they tell me that frowning takes more muscles than smiling.)
Or you can get a poster that says, "Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people."
There is just too much good stuff at their website to list it all. I was actually thinking that Essay Canajun could use some of this stuff!
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