Greeblie had a link to this place and of course I took the quiz. The results:
Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.
In conclusion, your time would be more productively spent farting peas at the moon!
Hmm, interesting visual on the pea thing!
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