October 29, 2003
I found a great catalog in the mail today. It was from Despair, Inc. and has some great stuff.
How about some stickypads with sayings such as "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
Or a notecard that says "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." (me, I just tell people I am exercising my face when they tell me that frowning takes more muscles than smiling.)
Or you can get a poster that says, "Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people."
There is just too much good stuff at their website to list it all. I was actually thinking that Essay Canajun could use some of this stuff!
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Must ... fight ... urge ... to ... check ... that ... site .... gotta wait until Hubby is working to have $ for more than bare essentials .... must be good ... good ... I'll be right back.
Posted by: Essay Canajun at Oct 30, 2003 10:06:01 PM
A thousand blessings to you. I am humbled by your benevolence in alerting me to this most wondrous sales site. My office will soon be complete, as will be my career. I'm going out laughing, thanks to you Bogie!
Posted by: Essay Canajun at Oct 30, 2003 10:11:01 PM
I am happy to do whatever I can to help you get away from the people that you currently have to put up with at work (except give you the future winning lottery numbers - I'm saving those for myself).
Posted by: bogie at Oct 30, 2003 10:51:25 PM
Ya know....I think Essay needs a poster that says "Just SHOOT the bastards!"
Posted by: Buffy at Oct 31, 2003 11:14:03 AM
Maybe you should pitch that idea to Despair.com!
Posted by: Bogie at Oct 31, 2003 9:33:11 PM
..I'm fond of the "43 muscles to frown, 17 muscles to smile, 3 muscles to make a fist and punch someone in the face" philosophy :^)...
Posted by: billy at Nov 1, 2003 5:07:55 PM
That is another good one - unfortunately they frown at such antics at work!
Posted by: Bogie at Nov 2, 2003 6:03:38 AM